Here’s another James Blunt You’re Beautiful Parody. Lyrics included.
A little description about the video. In March 2006 a group of filmmakers/songwriters from the University of California, Irvine created a parody of the original James Blunt song, “You’re Beautiful”. The song and music video were created as a final project for a film production class at the University.
The group has released this memo:
We the makers of this song apologize unreservedly for James Blunt and his song “You’re Beautiful”. We offer a complete and utter retraction and deeply regret any distress that Mr. Blunt’s song have caused any members of the human race - of the male variety especially.
Let us make ammends. While the seemingly pleasant melody and instrumentation of the original song remain the same, the lyrics now reflect what was written between the lines of Mr. Blunt’s song.
Enjoy! 
Watch I’m Emotional
“I’m Emotional” Lyrics
My life’s a train wreck.
My life’s a train wreck.
Love was the train.
I saw a goddess.
Feelings and pain.
She winked at me on the subway.
Or maybe it was at her man.
Candles and lube, no sleep tonight.
That is my plan.
I’m emotional. I’m emotional.
I’m emotional, it’s true.
I saw your face on myspace.
And I swear I’m not a fag.
Just an emotional douche bag.
She caught me standing still.
From her window sill.
She could see from my face that I was a
Fucking tool.
And I don’t think that I have a shot.
But from my window I’ll never get caught.
I’m emotional. I’m emotional.
An emotional stalker.
I saw your face on myspace.
I swear I’m not a fag.
Just an emotional douche bag.
La la la la,
La la la la,
La la la la, cock tease.
I’m emotional. I’m emotional.
I’m emotional, it’s true.
And I wrote this song to get in your pants.
Like so many artists before me.
But it’s time I face the truth.
I’m a pathetic douche.
*This work falls under the “Fair Use” clause of Section 107 of US Copyright Law.
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